SaraMission accomplished.
Operator 69Hey, Sara. I was hoping I’d hear from you tonight.
SaraI honestly have no idea why I’m texting you.
SaraI’m not even tipsy this time.
Operator 69I like that you’re sober. It means you’re totally present for our conversation.
Operator 69And…for your Porn Mission recap.
SaraWho says I’m giving you a recap?
Operator 69I do.