HotlineWelcome to Sext4Fun.
HotlineWhat’s your fancy: 🍆 or 🍩?
Sara🍆
HotlineGreat choice – our eggplants are extra firm tonight. Please hold while we connect you…
Sara snort-laughs and takes a drink from her fourth glass of wine.
Operator 69Hello there.
SaraSeriously? 69? How many of you Operator 69’s are there?
Operator 69Just me. We all have a number, but I’m the lucky one with the cliché ID. ;)
Operator 69I’m Isaac. What’s your name, gorgeous?
SaraYou don’t know that I’m gorgeous.
SaraMaybe I’m hideous. A total hag.
Operator 69I doubt that. Describe yourself…(name)?
SaraSara
Operator 69That’s a pretty name. Describe yourself to me, Sara.
Sara5’7”, long blonde hair, gray eyes. I’m average all around, I’m afraid.
Operator 69Doesn’t sound average to me.
Operator 69Sounds like your body is the perfect height to fit against mine when I pull you close.
Operator 69And that my hands will have plenty of hair to hold on to when I angle your face for my kiss.
Operator 69I’ll know you’re turned on whenever your gray eyes go almost black with desire.
Sara stares slack-jawed at her phone for several minutes.
SaraWow. You’re good at this.
SaraI should also mention I’m currently drunk on too much wine.
SaraSo good judgment is not my forte at the moment.
SaraHence why I’m blowing money texting a complete stranger after seeing a cheesy late-night commercial.
Operator 69You text very well for a drunk person.
SaraI’m an editor. Drunk or not, I always proofread.
Operator 69I find intelligence extremely sexy.
SaraUh huh. Of course you do.
SaraIs this the part where you ask me what I’m wearing?
SaraOr is that my line? I’m not sure what the protocol is for these things, lol
Operator 69No protocol, Sara.
Operator 69We can talk about whatever you want.
Operator 69But for the record…
Operator 69I’m wearing a pair of jeans.
SaraAnd…?
Operator 69That’s it.
Operator 69I was getting ready for bed when I got your text.
Operator 69So yeah. Just jeans.
Operator 69But I could be in less, if you want. ;)
SaraHuh. I pictured you sitting in a call center somewhere.
Operator 69The messages are rerouted to our phones through an app.
Operator 69So I’m currently at home, on my couch. In case you wanted a visual.
SaraWhat, no selfie?
Operator 69I can’t show you my face, but anything else goes.
Operator 69Would you like to see my body, Sara?
SaraYes
SaraShit
SaraI meant no.
SaraI don’t even know why I’m still texting you.
SaraI’m not the kind of woman who needs to pretend some random stranger is my boyfriend or whatever.
Operator 69Like I said before, there’s no protocol. No rules.
Operator 69I can talk to you like I’m your boyfriend.
Operator 69I can talk to you like I’m just a hook-up.
Operator 69Or…
SaraOr?
Operator 69Or I can be exactly who I am…
Operator 69An anonymous man who finds you intriguing.
Operator 69A man who suspects you have a deviant side that you keep hidden from the world.
Operator 69A man who’d like to coax that side out and see where it takes you.
SaraNice try, 69, but I’m afraid your crystal ball is broken.
SaraIf I have a deviant side, I’ve also been hiding it from myself.
Operator 69Then tell me what you ARE into.
SaraWhat do you mean?
Operator 69Sexually. What do you like?
Operator 69What sort of things get you off?
SaraI don’t know how to answer that.
Operator 69OK, we’ll try it this way...
Operator 69What kind of porn do you watch?
SaraLol, porn?
SaraI’m a chick. I don’t watch porn.
Operator 69Tons of women watch porn.
SaraThis one doesn’t.
Operator 69Maybe you should.
SaraOr maybe I shouldn’t.
Operator 69You can see what sort of things turn you on…
Operator 69Ménage, role playing, public sex/exhibitionism, BDSM…
SaraI’m not going to watch porn, 69.
Operator 69Call me Isaac, Sara.
SaraFine. I’m not going to watch porn, Isaac.
Operator 69Scared of what you might discover about yourself?
SaraThat’s ridiculous. Of course I’m not scared.
Operator 69Then do it.
Operator 69Tonight, before you go to bed.
Operator 69While the wine is still flowing in your veins and your inhibitions are low.
Operator 69I’m challenging you, Sara.
Operator 69To step outside your comfort zone and let go of the reins a little.
Sara chews on her lip as her head and her pride—not to mention her starving libido—fight for dominance.
SaraOkay, fine. I’ll do it.
Operator 69Good girl.
Operator 69I can’t wait to hear all about it.
SaraWait, what?
Operator 69I want you to text me tomorrow.
Operator 69Tell me about the things that made you hot.
Operator 69Tell me what made your breath quicken and your pulse race.
Operator 69Are you game, Sara?
Operator 69Can I look forward to hearing from you again?
SaraI guess you’ll have to wait and see.
Operator 69I will be.
Operator 69Waiting, that is.
Operator 69Goodnight, Sara.
SaraGood-bye, Isaac.
Sara narrows her eyes at her phone like it wields black magic. WTH just happened?
There’s no way she’s doing any of that!
Tossing her phone aside, she gets up to put her glass in the sink.
But before she heads to bed, her gaze snags on her open laptop…