NinaAre you kidding, Matt? You CANNOT send that to her!
MattWhy not? It’s sexy!
NinaNot even remotely.
NinaYou’re trying to romance the poor woman, not end up on a criminal watch list.
MattUgh. I can’t believe she wants me to do this. I’m not good at dirty talk.
MattIn bed, sure — but we haven’t gone that far. And then to talk like this via text?
MattWe’ve only been on a few dates. It feels impersonal.
NinaIt isn’t…
NinaI mean, not if you’re doing it right.
Nina pours herself a glass of wine.
She’s going to need it if she’s going to dissect her best friend’s flirting game…
Especially since she’s been secretly in love with him for years.
NinaYou need classes — Romance 101 😂
MattDamn, that’s exactly what I need. Can you help me?
NinaHard pass.
NinaI’m your best friend, not your wing woman.
MattYou can’t be both?
Nina
MattCome on — you’ve been my best friend for years. Who else could teach me?
Nina tries to ignore the throbbing in her chest. This is insane.
She can’t coach him to flirt with another woman…right?
MattCome on, Nina…you would know what women want to hear…
MattAnd I trust you—
MattI trust you more than anyone in my entire life.
NinaThis is crazy.
MattIs that a yes?
NinaFine! I’ll teach you how to romance your woman.
NinaBut I still don’t know why you’d need me for that.
MattBecause there’s no better teacher when it comes to anything sexy.
NinaFake flattery won’t get you an A+ in my class, bud 🙄
MattI wouldn’t dare fake it. It’s the truth.
NinaSee, you’ve got the romance stuff down already.
NinaGirls love that mushy stuff.
MattYeah, except now I’ve got to figure out how to sweet talk girls I actually like.
NinaI’ll pretend not to be offended by that remark.
MattShit, sorry! I meant “like” in a romantic way.
Nina’s heart squeezes and a painful ache settles inside her.
She is used to it by now.
NinaI managed to piece that mystery together, you jerk.
NinaEnough distractions. Are you ready for your first romance lesson?
MattGive it to me, sexy mama 💃
NinaUgh. Lesson #1: Don’t bring any ‘mama’ into it.
MattGot it. No MILFs 😂
NinaIgnoring that. Let’s start with how to initiate a sexy conversation.
MattI know this one!
MattSend her a dick pic.
NinaNO. NO. NO.
MattSo, that’s a yes?
NinaWhy am I even friends with you?
MattProbably because of my rugged good looks and artistically creative dick pics.
NinaThank GOD I’ve never seen one of those 😂
She smirks, loving his humor.
NinaBack to the topic—
NinaLesson #2: If you get the sense she’s ready for a little dirty talk…
NinaText her something suggestive, but NOT obvious.
NinaSee if she takes the bait.
NinaTry this: “Hey, I was just thinking about you…and what we did last night.”
MattOh, damn. That’s good.
NinaThen if she responds with anything like “oh, yeah?”
NinaYou know she’s in.
MattBut what if she shuts me down instead?
NinaWhat woman has turned you down? 😏
MattNow who’s flattering who?
Nina feels a stirring between her legs and rubs her thighs together for relief.
MattWhat’s the next lesson? Teach me your lewd ways, Mistress Nina.
NinaLol. Don’t say stuff like that.
MattWhy not?
Nina wants to tell him the truth—
How she’s desperate to be with him — and not just as friends.
But she knows she can’t.
NinaIt’s distracting.
MattMe? I’m distracting you?
Nina swallows hard. How can he be so clueless?
NinaAnnnnd we’re moving on…
NinaLesson #3: Give her an ego boost in the first few comments to get her invested.
MattLike…you tasted so good last night?
Nina pauses—
She lets her hand slide down her body, moving lower to her spot.
NinaSort of, but maybe start slower and more sensual. How did she make you feel?
NinaBe specific too.
MattI don’t get it.
NinaOkay, if it were me, I’d say something like…
NinaI was thinking about how you made me moan…
NinaHow my lips parted when we kissed.
NinaMy skin was on fire when you touched me…
NinaAnd I was aching for you.
NinaI loved how it felt when you devoured me—
NinaYour teeth, your lips…all over me.
MattHoly. Shit.
MattThat’s hot as hell, Nina.
MattSeriously — I’m rock hard just reading that.
Nina finishes her wine.
The combination of the alcohol and the pleasure coursing through her body makes her brave.
It was now or never.
NinaShow me…